Proof that two equals one |
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Here's a proof that 2 = 1 Say x = y Then x2 = xy (because x = y, right?) So, x2 - y2 = xy - y2 (just subtracting y2 from both sides) Next (x + y)(x - y) = y(x - y) (a simple algebraic expansion) so, (x + y) = y (just divided across by x - y) then, y + y = y (remember that x = y) so, 2y = y (now divide across by y to reach the stunning conclusion) therefore, 2 = 1 It just has to be wrong, right? Can you spot an error?
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